Funny Linux Commands

[v_override]

Had to share those

% cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans

% nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.

% "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".

% Unmatched ".
Unmatched ".

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% ^How did the sex change operation go?^
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.

% make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% \(-
(-: Command not found.

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink matter
matter: cannot create

[tomcloyd]

Re: Funny Linux Commands

Thanks! very funny...

A much needed things, sometimes.

[garry_3peace]

Re: Funny Linux Commands

LOL

nice post...
Did you invent by yourself?

[kjjjjshab]

Re: Funny Linux Commands

sudo apt-get moo

[garry_3peace]

Re: Funny Linux Commands

Hey... I know that one... but another version

sudo aptitude moo -v

sudo aptitude moo -vv

sudo aptitude moo -vvv

sudo aptitude moo -vvvv

sudo aptitude moo -vvvvv

sudo aptitude moo -vvvvvv