I was ...was...one of the "elite snobs" ...one of the FEW elite snobs here in our little part of the midwest...
UNTIL... the first wife and fam and I actually built one of the few energy efficient homes in the area... 6 inch walls, double insulation in the roof, four foot overhand roof...
And during that I had a junk battery powered radio and I...WE...listened to the local NPR station...
One day...i was laying in the "plenum" we used what was considered then to be the BEST way to heat a house... a "heated plenum" below the floors... installing water piping and I heard Nina Totenberg intone...
I had completely MISSED this for... a...year?... "where is the...'dont remember name" going to"...
Did you get that..."going to". ending a sentence with a preposition...
I ...WORK to make sure that I do not end sentences either SPOKEN or written with prepositions.
I literally laid there ON THE DIRT of the plenum and said to myself..."WHAT? These people are supposedly the cream of the cream of the cream laying ABOVE people..."like me"...
WHAT?
I started paying much closer attention... Not only were they using the same sentence structure as we...the "great unwashed"...
They always started "reportage" by INTONING..."there AAARRREE "concerns" " about ANYthing that was not "liberal"...
I stopped listening and donating to the local NPR station...
TONIGHT...
TCM is advertising it's WINE CLUB...
And is touting a "red blank"... WHAT!!!!
first a red and a blank going together is well okaay...
BUT...they were INTONING...the "highly important"...term..."BLANK"...and in "point blank" or a 'blank sheet of paper"...
as opposed to the CORRECT pronunciation of...
blannnnk as in "blanc"...
THE LIBRERAL ELITES SNEER AT THE ..."great unwashed"...but then talk like them...
while TELLING THEM that "they need to GET EDUCATED"...
wood that is pronounced "would"...
smoke that is pronounced " smoooook" with all "o" as in "oh my"...
I will not use "a e i o u" because...
there is the continental...AAAAHHH , EEEEHHHHH, EYE...OOOOOOO and YOU...
if the uber liberal elites would maybe stop sneering at the great unwashed, while at the same time TALKING like them...but INTONING..."talk this way"...
OR I WILL DENOUNCE YOU...as being "reactionary"..."anti-revolutionary"...and generally BOORISH... I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD...
woodistiredofpeoplewhoSAYtheyarenottwofaced...bein gtwofaced...andthensaying...ifYOUsayIamtwofacedI WILL DENOUNCE YOU... smoke...
Maybe...the great unwashed would take them seriously...
UNTIL... the first wife and fam and I actually built one of the few energy efficient homes in the area... 6 inch walls, double insulation in the roof, four foot overhand roof...
And during that I had a junk battery powered radio and I...WE...listened to the local NPR station...
One day...i was laying in the "plenum" we used what was considered then to be the BEST way to heat a house... a "heated plenum" below the floors... installing water piping and I heard Nina Totenberg intone...
I had completely MISSED this for... a...year?... "where is the...'dont remember name" going to"...
Did you get that..."going to". ending a sentence with a preposition...
I ...WORK to make sure that I do not end sentences either SPOKEN or written with prepositions.
I literally laid there ON THE DIRT of the plenum and said to myself..."WHAT? These people are supposedly the cream of the cream of the cream laying ABOVE people..."like me"...
WHAT?
I started paying much closer attention... Not only were they using the same sentence structure as we...the "great unwashed"...
They always started "reportage" by INTONING..."there AAARRREE "concerns" " about ANYthing that was not "liberal"...
I stopped listening and donating to the local NPR station...
TONIGHT...
TCM is advertising it's WINE CLUB...
And is touting a "red blank"... WHAT!!!!
first a red and a blank going together is well okaay...
BUT...they were INTONING...the "highly important"...term..."BLANK"...and in "point blank" or a 'blank sheet of paper"...
as opposed to the CORRECT pronunciation of...
blannnnk as in "blanc"...
THE LIBRERAL ELITES SNEER AT THE ..."great unwashed"...but then talk like them...
while TELLING THEM that "they need to GET EDUCATED"...
wood that is pronounced "would"...
smoke that is pronounced " smoooook" with all "o" as in "oh my"...
I will not use "a e i o u" because...
there is the continental...AAAAHHH , EEEEHHHHH, EYE...OOOOOOO and YOU...
if the uber liberal elites would maybe stop sneering at the great unwashed, while at the same time TALKING like them...but INTONING..."talk this way"...
OR I WILL DENOUNCE YOU...as being "reactionary"..."anti-revolutionary"...and generally BOORISH... I WILL TAKE YOUR HEAD...
woodistiredofpeoplewhoSAYtheyarenottwofaced...bein gtwofaced...andthensaying...ifYOUsayIamtwofacedI WILL DENOUNCE YOU... smoke...
Maybe...the great unwashed would take them seriously...
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