A Career in Organized Crime

[GreyGeek]

[TWPonKubuntu]

Dear Abby:

I'd go with private sector, they never need to give press interviews and they're able to maintain private air transport when they need to escape the hordes of pitchfork and torch bearing peons address the Concerned Citizens.

On the other hand, government sector offers better retirement benefits and the chance to later become a lobbyist and continue "work" on the public dime with access to the same smoke-filled back rooms Safe Spaces.

Decisions, decisions, what is a young, upwardly mobile college student to do? Government supplies the "safe spaces", free coloring books, puppies and paid grief counseling. Private sector allows freedom to riot when their burger doesn't come with fries.

Please, Dear Abby, what should I do?

[woodsmoke]

wood spewed coffee on my monitor! lol smoke