Geek humor

[SteveRiley]

There are 2 hard problems in computing:
- Caching problems
- Naming things
- Off-by-One Errors



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[oshunluvr]

[chortle]My fav: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.[/chortle]

[GreyGeek]

My grandson loved it (Probably because he got it immediately)!

[DoYouKubuntu]

[chortle]My fav: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.[/chortle]

Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!

[GerardV]

I came across this little beauty once about the index of a programming text book:

Endless Loop : See Loop - Endless
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Loop Endless : See Endless Loop

[DoYouKubuntu]

i came across this little beauty once about the index of a programming text book:

Endless loop : See loop - endless
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loop endless : See endless loop

That made me chuckle.

[tomcloyd]

SteveRiley: Love it!

[Snowhog]

Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!

Do they pay you in '1s' or '0s'?

[DoYouKubuntu]

Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!

Do they pay you in '1s' or '0s'?

It's a mix of both of those! And while I won't say exactly how much it is, I'll give a hint: it's NOWHERE close to 11110100001001000000.