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    There are 2 hard problems in computing:
    - Caching problems
    - Naming things
    - Off-by-One Errors



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    [chortle]My fav: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.[/chortle]

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      #3
      My grandson loved it (Probably because he got it immediately)!
      "A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.”
      – John F. Kennedy, February 26, 1962.

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        #4
        Originally posted by oshunluvr View Post
        [chortle]My fav: There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don’t.[/chortle]
        Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!
        Last edited by DoYouKubuntu; Jun 12, 2015, 08:35 PM.
        Xenix/UNIX user since 1985 | Linux user since 1991 | Was registered Linux user #163544

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          #5
          I came across this little beauty once about the index of a programming text book:

          Endless Loop : See Loop - Endless
          ----------------------------------------------
          Loop Endless : See Endless Loop
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            #6
            Originally posted by gerardv View Post
            i came across this little beauty once about the index of a programming text book:

            Endless loop : See loop - endless
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            loop endless : See endless loop
            That made me chuckle.
            Xenix/UNIX user since 1985 | Linux user since 1991 | Was registered Linux user #163544

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              #7
              SteveRiley: Love it!

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                #8
                Originally posted by DoYouKubuntu View Post
                Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!
                Do they pay you in '1s' or '0s'?
                Windows no longer obstructs my view.
                Using Kubuntu Linux since March 23, 2007.
                "It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data." - Sherlock Holmes

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Snowhog View Post
                  Originally posted by DoYouKubuntu View Post
                  Does anyone remember that my t-shirt with that slogan was featured in a technology textbook?! It was! The authors' representative contacted me and asked for permission to print its photo in their next edition; I agreed; they paid me; and then they paid me again...and again...each time they use it in another edition, I get paid again!
                  Do they pay you in '1s' or '0s'?
                  It's a mix of both of those! And while I won't say exactly how much it is, I'll give a hint: it's NOWHERE close to 11110100001001000000.
                  Xenix/UNIX user since 1985 | Linux user since 1991 | Was registered Linux user #163544

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