Warning: this post contains strong opinions!
Those miserable bastards at Comcast raised our rate again. Now they want $228 per month for a "triple play" bundle of Extreme 105 data, HD TV of everything except premium movies, and voice, along with an HD DVR, an HD box, and a cable modem. Since no one in my family ever used the voice and we watch only 1% of the zillion useless channels, I decided it was time to sort-of divorce ourselves from the monopolist.
After some research, my wife chose the new Amazon Fire TV. We're already Amazon Prime members, so Fire TV made the most sense. The unit's hardware specs are also much beefier than the Roku 3 or similar; it's obvious that Amazon is in this game for the long haul. I also subscribed to Netflix and Hulu Plus. And I ordered an indoor HDTV antenna. This should be enough to slake everyone's varied TV needs.
The part I was dreading the most was making the call to Comcast. I dialed and got their usual voice response unit. I loathe VRUs with the heat of a thousands suns. Shouting "representative" into my phone got me to a level that Dante never imagined. I mashed on the zero so many times that I thought my phone's LCD would crack. Finally a ring, and a voice: "You've reached the Comcast customer loyalty department. How may I help?"
ME: "I would like to discontinue cable TV and voice, and keep Extreme 105."
CCREP: "Not watching TV much anymore, then?"
ME: "Yeah, not really." Sometimes I just don't have a problem with lying.
CCREP: "Alright, I can help you with that. One moment."
ME: "Sure."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Mr. Riley? Apologies, we're still working on this for you."
ME: "OK."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Mr. Riley? Apologies, we're still working on this for you. Just a bit more time."
ME: "OK."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Alright, we're all set. Your new rate is $122 per month. Is that OK?"
ME: "Yep, it's about what I was expecting."
CCREP: "Again, sorry for the delay. We've never had someone cancel TV but keep Extreme 105."
ME: "Interesting."
CCREP: "Anything else we can do for you today?"
ME: [Pondering potential ways to tell him that Comcast can go fsck themselves sideways. Decided not to.]
ME: "Uh, would you confirm what equipment of yours I have?"
CCREP: "Sure. You have one HD DVR, one HD box, one digital converter, and remotes for all three."
ME: "Yes, that's right. OK, thanks, that's all I need today."
CCREP: "Alright. Thank you for being a valued customer. Have a good day."
ME: "And you. Goodbye."
I am rather surprised that I didn't have to put up a fight to keep Extreme 105, because from what I understand, that's available only in bundles. Perhaps Comcast allows customers to de-bundle after some time, I'm not sure. I still think paying $122 for 100 Mb/sec is tantamount to getting raped, but we have no choice in Seattle -- Verizon never built FiOS on this side of Lake Washington, Centurylink DSL tops at 20 Mb/sec, and Sprint's gobbling of Clearwire means WiMAX is effectively dead. (Craig McCaw, rot in hell.)
Let's take a look at the math.
* Chaging from my triple play plus equip to Extreme 105 plus equip reduces my monthly cost by $228 - $122 = $106, or $1272 per year
* Netflix and Hulu Plus are each $7.99 per month = $15.98, or $191.76 per year
* Amazon Prime is $99 per year
* Savings: $1272 - ($191.76 + $99) = $981.24 per year
Holy shopt! I should have done this aeons ago. If any of you are considering cutting the cord, I suggest now is the time.
Those miserable bastards at Comcast raised our rate again. Now they want $228 per month for a "triple play" bundle of Extreme 105 data, HD TV of everything except premium movies, and voice, along with an HD DVR, an HD box, and a cable modem. Since no one in my family ever used the voice and we watch only 1% of the zillion useless channels, I decided it was time to sort-of divorce ourselves from the monopolist.
After some research, my wife chose the new Amazon Fire TV. We're already Amazon Prime members, so Fire TV made the most sense. The unit's hardware specs are also much beefier than the Roku 3 or similar; it's obvious that Amazon is in this game for the long haul. I also subscribed to Netflix and Hulu Plus. And I ordered an indoor HDTV antenna. This should be enough to slake everyone's varied TV needs.
The part I was dreading the most was making the call to Comcast. I dialed and got their usual voice response unit. I loathe VRUs with the heat of a thousands suns. Shouting "representative" into my phone got me to a level that Dante never imagined. I mashed on the zero so many times that I thought my phone's LCD would crack. Finally a ring, and a voice: "You've reached the Comcast customer loyalty department. How may I help?"
Isn't that weird? Are they detecting frustration by measuring the rate of zero-button presses? Anyway, take the previous as a tip!
ME: "I would like to discontinue cable TV and voice, and keep Extreme 105."
CCREP: "Not watching TV much anymore, then?"
ME: "Yeah, not really." Sometimes I just don't have a problem with lying.
CCREP: "Alright, I can help you with that. One moment."
ME: "Sure."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Mr. Riley? Apologies, we're still working on this for you."
ME: "OK."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Mr. Riley? Apologies, we're still working on this for you. Just a bit more time."
ME: "OK."
[...time passes...]
CCREP: "Alright, we're all set. Your new rate is $122 per month. Is that OK?"
ME: "Yep, it's about what I was expecting."
CCREP: "Again, sorry for the delay. We've never had someone cancel TV but keep Extreme 105."
ME: "Interesting."
CCREP: "Anything else we can do for you today?"
ME: [Pondering potential ways to tell him that Comcast can go fsck themselves sideways. Decided not to.]
ME: "Uh, would you confirm what equipment of yours I have?"
CCREP: "Sure. You have one HD DVR, one HD box, one digital converter, and remotes for all three."
ME: "Yes, that's right. OK, thanks, that's all I need today."
CCREP: "Alright. Thank you for being a valued customer. Have a good day."
ME: "And you. Goodbye."
I am rather surprised that I didn't have to put up a fight to keep Extreme 105, because from what I understand, that's available only in bundles. Perhaps Comcast allows customers to de-bundle after some time, I'm not sure. I still think paying $122 for 100 Mb/sec is tantamount to getting raped, but we have no choice in Seattle -- Verizon never built FiOS on this side of Lake Washington, Centurylink DSL tops at 20 Mb/sec, and Sprint's gobbling of Clearwire means WiMAX is effectively dead. (Craig McCaw, rot in hell.)
Let's take a look at the math.
* Chaging from my triple play plus equip to Extreme 105 plus equip reduces my monthly cost by $228 - $122 = $106, or $1272 per year
* Netflix and Hulu Plus are each $7.99 per month = $15.98, or $191.76 per year
* Amazon Prime is $99 per year
* Savings: $1272 - ($191.76 + $99) = $981.24 per year
Holy shopt! I should have done this aeons ago. If any of you are considering cutting the cord, I suggest now is the time.
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