How Bruce Lee maintained a motorcycle.
If you follow the path of the Jeet Kune Do then please....
close this post....go to your better half....and have a wonderful time tickling each other on the couch.
If you do not follow the path....
then...
a) Watch the film "Enter the Dragon"...paying especial attention to the sequence at the beginning concerning Bruce Lee and "the Student"... this author will say no more...for those who have ears to hear and eyes to see....let them see....and let them hear....
b) Read the VERY short book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".( this author PURPOSLY does not provide a link...if the student is not ready then the cook monk throws rice pudding at she or he....go clean it up and temporarily do not pollute the gene pool.)
Hint: if you really cannot get to a motorcycle at least read the VERY SHORT book.
Then....if you cannot "get to a motorcycle".
c) Get you hence to becoming "open water" dive certified....
when you are "doing pushups"....come back to this post and so state! lol
and...btw...you will not need to buy an Indian Motorcycle if you can "do pushups"..... lol but you will spend an equivalent amount of money...
after all....even the poor monk begs alms...
woodapoorbeggarwhostilldonatesLinuxcomputerspulled fromthebeltwaysbytheGregmansmoke
AND SINCE YOU ARE A LINUX GEEK READ ANYthing from either Stallman or Torvalds and then go get a latte and commit hara-kari...unless Torvalds or Stallman happen to be in the shoppe and stop you...
then after you have resheathed the plastic knife that will not be there since the plastic knife is politically incorrect...
.you can then purchase a refreshment for said person...
or.... lol....
..the HUNK. that is in the healthfoods, not vegan, section...
...or SENSUAL LADY READING A BOOK IN A SHORT SKIRT below the paintings of great authors in B and N. lol
woodlaughingthatdivedMajuroAtollsmoke
If you follow the path of the Jeet Kune Do then please....
close this post....go to your better half....and have a wonderful time tickling each other on the couch.
If you do not follow the path....
then...
a) Watch the film "Enter the Dragon"...paying especial attention to the sequence at the beginning concerning Bruce Lee and "the Student"... this author will say no more...for those who have ears to hear and eyes to see....let them see....and let them hear....
b) Read the VERY short book "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance".( this author PURPOSLY does not provide a link...if the student is not ready then the cook monk throws rice pudding at she or he....go clean it up and temporarily do not pollute the gene pool.)
Hint: if you really cannot get to a motorcycle at least read the VERY SHORT book.
Then....if you cannot "get to a motorcycle".
c) Get you hence to becoming "open water" dive certified....
when you are "doing pushups"....come back to this post and so state! lol
and...btw...you will not need to buy an Indian Motorcycle if you can "do pushups"..... lol but you will spend an equivalent amount of money...
after all....even the poor monk begs alms...
woodapoorbeggarwhostilldonatesLinuxcomputerspulled fromthebeltwaysbytheGregmansmoke
AND SINCE YOU ARE A LINUX GEEK READ ANYthing from either Stallman or Torvalds and then go get a latte and commit hara-kari...unless Torvalds or Stallman happen to be in the shoppe and stop you...
then after you have resheathed the plastic knife that will not be there since the plastic knife is politically incorrect...
.you can then purchase a refreshment for said person...
or.... lol....
..the HUNK. that is in the healthfoods, not vegan, section...
...or SENSUAL LADY READING A BOOK IN A SHORT SKIRT below the paintings of great authors in B and N. lol
woodlaughingthatdivedMajuroAtollsmoke
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