Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris isn't made up of cells; cells are made up of Chuck Norris
We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
In each mitosis, telomeres shorten... except for Chuck Norris cells.
Chuck Norris actually went to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
Chuck Norris thrives on arsenic and redefines life as we know it.
Chuck Norris designed his own DNA.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris has an infinite amount of chromosomes. His DNA is made of solid gold.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris can't be cloned,because nobody can take Chuck's DNA!
All of Chuck Norris' genes are dominant.
Chuck Norris's recessive genes dominate everyone else's.
E=mc2 Chuck Norris=E
Chuck Norris stem cells can reproduce missing limbs
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
Chuck Norris isn't made up of cells; cells are made up of Chuck Norris
We need white blood cells to defend us from diseases, they need Chuck Norris.
In each mitosis, telomeres shorten... except for Chuck Norris cells.
Chuck Norris actually went to Mars, that's why there is no life there.
Chuck Norris thrives on arsenic and redefines life as we know it.
Chuck Norris designed his own DNA.
Chuck Norris updates his DNA every 5 minutes.
Chuck Norris has an infinite amount of chromosomes. His DNA is made of solid gold.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.
Chuck Norris can't be cloned,because nobody can take Chuck's DNA!
All of Chuck Norris' genes are dominant.
Chuck Norris's recessive genes dominate everyone else's.
E=mc2 Chuck Norris=E