If common sense was used in the Government and the U.S.

[woodsmoke]

just how much IS an "oodle" btw....is that bigger than a gaggle?



woodsmoke

[Snowhog]

just how much IS an "oodle" btw....

One oodle is the quantity of matter equivalent to 18.000562073073073073 moles of a given substance.

Application of the Oodle (Chemistry)


Mole = 6.022 * 1023
n(oodle) = 18n
To apply together you must take the quantity of n(oodle) and multiply it to the mole divided by the atomic mass of the element the oodle is needed for, represented by a. Then balance the equation on the other side with simply a(10n * 1023). n is equal to the atomic number of the elemnt the oodle is needed to be calculated for.
The ending equation being:
(n(oodle)) * ((6.022 * 1023) / a) = a(10n) * 1023


Sample Oodle Problem (Chemistry)


This is not an oodle, no matter how tasty it may be.
Oodle calculation for the element Hydrogen(H):
a = 1.0079
n = 1
(n(oodle)) * ((6.022 * 1023) / a) = a(10n) * 1023
(1(oodle)) * ((6.022 * 1023) / 1.0079) = 1.0079(101) * 1023
oodle * 5.975 * 1023 = 10.077 * 1023
oodle = 1.687
The Check:
(1(1.687) * ((6.022 * 1023) / 1.0079) = 1.0079 * (101) * 1023
1.00794 * 1024 = 1.0079 * 1024
1oodleofhydrogen = 1.687
This proves the formula for the oodle ((c)2006)Xenocider) is correct.

Flagrantly grabbed from http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Oodles

[woodsmoke]

lol
woodsmoke

[SteveRiley]

One oodle is the quantity of matter equivalent to 18.000562073073073073 moles of a given substance.

You're really weird. I mean really, really, weird. (*)

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